Q: how can you tell if an elephant walks into a bar?
A: to get to the other side!
Get it? It's the type of joke a blonde would tell. Ha!
Hello, my name is Dan. I am an author, artist, explorer, and contemplator of subjects large and small. I like bacon. I like pizza. I like bacon pizza. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but prefer the mountains. I am a huge fan of Jesus. When I grow up, I want to be just like him and create my own universes.