How Liberals See Things:
1 have equal opportunity
2 stay with their own kind
3 be owned or deported
4 be shot
1 should have equal rights
2 should stay in the home
3 are only good for one thing
4 should be shot
People of different religions:
1 are as worthy as I
2 should become what I am
3 are going to hell
4 should be shot
1 have equal rights
2 become heterosexual
3 be beat up
4 be shot
1 should be treated humanely
2 exist for our pleasure
3 should be shot and eaten
4 should be shot to rot
1 is the right thing to do
2 is okay unless it affects me
3 is racism worse than jim crow
4 makes me want to shoot people
Add up the numbers next to your answers.
6-12 You are a liberal.
13-18 You are a conservative.
19-24 You are a conservanazi from hell.
How Conservatives See Things:
1) try to protect it regardless of race, religion, orientation, gender, or age unless it is to stop a murderer
2) try to protect it – except for the unborn or to stop a murderer
3) try to protect it – except for the unborn, mentally ill, and comatose or to stop a murderer
4) try to protect murderers
With regard to the environment, I
1) try to preserve it so it may continue to support us
2) try to force others to preserve it even to their detriment
3) try to force others to preserve it even to my detriment
4) try to preserve parts of it at the expense of other parts
With regard to those of different religions, I
1) believe we should try to get along
2) encourage them all to get along
3) force them all to get along
4) force them all to adopt and fully endorse one another’s religions
With regard to homosexuality, I believe
1) what people do in private is none of my business
2) what people do in public is none of my business
3) it should be celebrated by all
4) it should be tried at least once by all
With regard to racism, I believe
1) it is silly and bad for business
2) it is something that must be eradicated
3) it is something for which amends must be made by other races
4) it is something that some races have more than others. Anyone who disagrees with me is also a racist.
With regard to businesspeople, I
1) hope to be one someday
2) view them with suspicion
3) want to regulate them
4) believe business is inherently evil and must be destroyed
Add up your numbers to see which party best suits you.
6-12 You are conservative. Sorry, there is nobody to represent you.
13-18 You are liberal. You should be a republican.
19-24 You are insane. You should be a democrat
For more about how liberals and conservatives think, check out my old blog The Understanding Project or read my book The Nutcase Across The Street.