In the tradition of “Got Milk?” we thought the following could be printed on either shirts or bumper stickers for hunters, fishers, and outdoorsmen in general:
In the tradition of “My Other Car Is A Yatch” bumper stickers, we thought that Doctor Who fans would enjoy:
My other car is a TARDIS
(Unfortunately, this is already taken. I was very disappointed when I found out.)
In the tradition of “Party Naked” shirts, we came up with some slightly less provocative sayings:
For those with the need to be recognized as having excellent taste in clever clothes, but who still need to go out on wash day:
My other T-shirt is the one with the clever comment
For those with the tendency to be a little sloppy:
My other T-shirt is clean
For those that wear XXL:
My Inner Potential
(This shirt would have an image of a thin body printed on it behind the words.)
Of course, anyone could wear the following:
Fat Kids Don’t Share
For those with more morbid tastes:
(This shirt would be covered with printed images of bulletholes.)
For those who think of themselves as unusually attractive and also don’t want to get sued:
Caution: Contents are hot. Handle with care.
Other t-shirts and bumper stickers:
Ski dc: year-round snow job
I survived Everest (by staying home)
Oh say can you see, any bedbugs on me?
Drunks don’t sneeze
What are you looking at?
Front (on the front of the shirt) Back (on the back of the shirt)
Getting old is like not getting old, only without the not
Monkey on your back? Or do you just need to shave?
Something got you down? Or are you just short?