At writers' group for the new year, we were given the challenge to write a haiku about new-year's resolutions and given ten minutes to do it. I managed to come up with two of them. They were both awful.
this year, to reach a goal
this haiku is done
a haiku! haiku!
God bless you, I said quickly
very funny, Dan
I saw this black can outside of church one rainy day a few weeks ago. I had no idea what it was for, so I looked inside.
Apparently it's a trash can.
These were all taken in the past two months from all over the neighborhood. Click on the "read more" link to see the rest.
Since I drive by it so often, I decided to stop in Haslam’s Bookstore in St. Petersburg, Florida and check it out. It is so big inside that they actually provide a store map. They cover all sorts of fiction and non-fiction, including physics. They even have signed, first-edition copies by famous people. These are kept behind glass. In the same vein of my goofy review of the Marietta Museum, I wrote a review about them....
I had heard of a place in Sarasota, Florida called the Marietta Museum of Art and Whimsy and so I decided to check it out. The website mentioned it was closing for construction in June, so I knew I had to act fast. It was pretty cool and I wrote an account of my adventure for you, but I was in a goofy mood that night......
My family is weird. I had a conversation with my sister about chemistry that ended up yielding a lot of punny material. I cleaned it up and had to alter it a bit to make it make sense, creating the characters Bob and Alice, but it went more or less as you see below. I now present it to you for your amusement.
If two trucks collide, is it possible for there to be carnage?
How is it that some people count on their fingers?
I've looked everywhere, but I can't find any numbers printed on mine...
Hello, my name is Dan. I am an author, artist, explorer, and contemplator of subjects large and small. I like bacon. I like pizza. I like bacon pizza. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but prefer the mountains. I am a huge fan of Jesus. When I grow up, I want to be just like him and create my own universes.