Thirty million years from now, one genus of tree snakes will evolve to always coil around the trunk in one direction. Their eyes will migrate to the outward-facing side of the head. They will slither belly-up and their fangs will jut out of their misshapen mouths like horns. I have no idea what the bristles on the top of the head are for.
Hello, my name is Dan. I am an author, artist, explorer, and contemplator of subjects large and small. I like bacon. I like pizza. I like bacon pizza. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but prefer the mountains. I am a huge fan of Jesus. When I grow up, I want to be just like him and create my own universes.