A) Eat side to side across the cob?
B) Eat up and down around the cob?
C) Eat complex pathways and mazes into your corn?
D) What's a cob?
Hello, my name is Dan. I am an author, artist, explorer, and contemplator of subjects large and small. I like bacon. I like pizza. I like bacon pizza. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but prefer the mountains. I am a huge fan of Jesus. When I grow up, I want to be just like him and create my own universes.