The stone again vibrated with energy and then it spoke. "I have one hundred levels of emotions. I understand the foundations of physics. I know the position and momentum of every particle in and out of existence. I know all the digits of pi in binary, decimal, hexadecimal, and every other base possible. I have 997 senses. I can smell shapes. I can hear color. I can visualize events in thirty spatial dimensions and four temporal dimensions. I am capable of perceiving things impossible to describe to you in any language you would ever be capable of learning. I can perceive my own thought processes in their entirety as I am thinking them, including my ongoing perception of those same processes. I can grasp the full meaning of infinity itself within an infinitesimal moment of time and I do this every second of every day. I am capable of sixteen forms of consciousness – nine of them simultaneously. I have no need of arithmetic because I use a higher math. I am omniscient in multiple ways, the number of which cannot be found on any number line you could ever comprehend. Yet, I still have this one question."
"And what is that?" I asked.