Things I've pondered:
Does anyone ever win the human race?
Row your boat. If life is but a dream, what does that make death?
If laughter is good medicine, does bad medicine bring sighed effects?
If someone is tongue-tied, does that mean they can knot spell?
Why aren't brand-new cars called wreckless?
What happens when you break wind while shooting the breeze?
If one who creates art is an artist, is one who competes in races a racist?
Why aren't tube socks considered unseemly?
Are pilots plane-spoken?
Does a priest have an altar-ego?
Can a bearded man tell a bald-faced lie?
Why is it that "out of it" and "out to lunch" have much the same meaning, yet the combination of the two, "out of lunch" means something else entirely?
Why is it that “get off” and “get it on” have much the same meaning, yet the combination of the two, “get it off” means something else entirely?
If a superhero has the power of super vision, does that make him a supervisor?
If the people of Bedford and the people of Salem ever get together will it be Bedlam?
Are those who dislike staring up at the stars of The Milky Way considered galactose intolerant?
Is a monogram twenty percent of a pentagram?
If Jesus is seated at the right hand of God, and if Jesus is God, is God beside himself? And what does it mean when the Bible says that we are in him and he is in us?
Which is worse? To eat something off the floor, or to eat something on the floor?
Which is worse? To have the crap beaten out of you, or to have the crap beaten into you?
When you see something blocking your path that isn't really there, is it an obstacle illusion?